Archive for February, 2006

Singletons are a marginalised breed. 
This revelation follows a discussion with a bearded fellow singleton about some of the things that you can never do by yourself. 
After being physically single for a year (emotionally, possibly an even longer time), i have come to realise that there are just some things you can never do by yourself.
This phenomenon holds true [...]


…just behind my office, as i was about to park the car.

Is it HIS car? 
Didn’t know there was a tofu shop near my office.
 


Stumped

21Feb06

I am stumped by probably one of life’s simplest question. And that is what to do when i am on leave for a week come March.
I want to go away, but i dunno where. I want to do a road trip, but i dunno how.
It doesn’t pay to take leave and not planning what to [...]


I am dead convinced that Singaporeans are boring.
Especially so after having to queue for more than 45 mins for a seat-for-two at boring Crystal Jade at Holland V. I mean, Crystal Jade, leh! Who spends V-day at Crystal Jade??? It was probably the most unimaginative dating spot that someone could come up with.
Dating couples on [...]


On this V-day

14Feb06

As i fret over whether i am going to celebrate yet another dud-of-a-valentine’s-day, i get a surprise package on my desk.

Nothing exactly romantic, to quell all suspicions, especially since this year is supposed to be bad for horses to find lurvvvvvvvveeeee.
It was actually a thank you gift cum v-day gift from a bunch of disgruntled [...]


…where you rest your back to the reclining chair and stare stoically at the PC screen not knowing where to surf or what to do next.
An overpowering sense of drowsiness seeps in, as you ponder over nothing, and that despite a whole pile of unforgiving chores waiting for your immediate attention.
And more worryingly, you feel [...]


I am a car whore.
I am tempted by this.
I am selling my car soon.
I am so going to be dead if i buy this.



You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm – easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing [...]


…you know that elections are probably round the corner. (oh they did serve $1 shark’s fins last national day too)
But when you actually go down to witness the happenings, where 4000 (quoted in national media) turned up to queue for the cheap chow, you start to wonder if they were there in support for the food or [...]